the things kids say

Tonight at dinner:
(Grant let out a long string of gas and sheepishly looked around)
Max: What was that?
Grant: That was me.
Max: Oh, I thought it was a really loud woodpecker.
Jack: I thought it sounded delicious.

Playing in the living room:
Jack: Cannonball!
(then procedes to jump from the recliner right on to Grant who is lying on the floor)