During a little mattress shopping one of the salesmen asked me how long we'd been married and if our mattress could stand on it's own. He assumed when I told him we'd been married right under 9 years that that's how old our mattress was. I didn't have the heart to correct him and risk him having a heart attack but I did tell him that most assuredly our mattress could not stand on it's own. I stopped short of telling him that I was pretty sure I could fold our mattress in half like a taco. Apparently, if your mattress can't stand up on it's own it's "dead". Ours probably needed a funeral before it came to us...
(For the record, I think with some help I might have been able to roll the mattress up like a burrito. The box springs even folded a little which I'm pretty sure explains some of the lower back pain I've been having.)
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Kurt and I, also, had a nameless number of years mattress we got from his grandparents once we decided my full mattress from my childhood was too small in order for us to stay married. We treated ourselves when we moved to C-town to get a new mattress. It is amazing what a new mattress that was bought after the Reagan era does for your sleep at night. Get a babysitter (aka grandparent) to keep the boys one night and sleep all morning long on your new bundle of love.
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