Yesterday I was laying on the couch (it's my favorite thing to do these days) and Max came over and jumped on me. I said, "Ow!" He said, "Oh, did I hit your penis?" I explained that I didn't have a penis. He looked at me and asked, "How do you pee?" I told him that girls have a hole that they pee out of. He said, "A hole? Why do you have a hole?" I told him it's called a vagina. He gave me the funniest look and said, "Mom, are you kidding me? A vagina?" Then he started laughing. He acted as if I had just made up the stupidest word I could think of.
I realize now that girls don't really pee out of that... but what is the "pee hole" called? I wasn't anticipating the girl body part discussion!
On those same lines, I was putting on my bra the other day and Max said, "Oh.... that's for those, not your tummy!"
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Yeah, the other day Jed pointed to my penis and said, "pooh pooh." I corrected him and it wasn't a big deal, but it made me not look forward to future body part discussions. Ah, parenting.
I just want to know 2 things:
1) What is the hole's proper name? You got me wondering.
2) Will it ever stop hurting when the kids come crashing into your crotch?
the "hole's" proper name is urethra.
i think lori and i must have left comments at the exact same time!
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